remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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