In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
