Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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