But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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