That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
