Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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