I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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