Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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