ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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