why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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