Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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