When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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