I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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