how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Do plants get herpes?
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