yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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