i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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