the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Is it penis luge time yet?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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