Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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