Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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