I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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