She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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