he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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