can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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