Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think i got beer on your cat.
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