I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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