at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize