Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
In other news, I just burned my penis
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