You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
