how can u be prego again
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize