Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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