Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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