Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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