Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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