I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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