Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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