drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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