everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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