i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
my being single is dangerous.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
