I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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