Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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