what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Small penises have feelings too.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Randomize
