What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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