508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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