Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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