C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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