No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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