I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize