O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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