found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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