having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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