So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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