awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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