belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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