So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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