Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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