trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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