Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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