kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize